Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks
Dr. Horrible took over the world for much cheaper.
It only cost him a Penny
FUCKING STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT, BASTIA-KUN.
fic where bucky’s arm starts malfunctioning and he either can’t do anything with it or starts accidentally ripping doors off hinges and throwing shit all over steve’s apartment, and every time he breaks something he’s just like “OH GOD I’M SO SORRY” while he’s, like, in the act of punching through walls
and steve totally doesn’t mind because he remembers running straight through the wedding shop window and not having total control over your body
so he’s just like “no it’s fine i was thinking about tearing down that wall anyway” and “don’t worry about it, i hated those plates, they came with the apartment”